People Who Need to Go Away NOW

1. Miley Cyrus - Reserve a space in rehab now sweetie

2. The Jonas Brothers - a truly fugly trinity

3. Robert Pattinson (get a comb for Christ's sakes!) and anyone even slightly associated with that Twilight vampire crap

4. Britney Spears and all her fucking melodrama

5. Everyone from "The Hills" (why can't they all fall off a big steep one for Christ's sake)

6. Zac Efron and his High School Musical #24 buddies

7) Amy Winehouse - This chick's had more 'reactions to medication' (read: drug overdoses)
than a petrie dish in a pharmaceutical lab

8) Suri Cruise - Fucking creepy child. Why is everyone so obsessed with this child?

9) Brad, Angelina and their United Nations family - Stop trying to save the world and over-populate it with children at the same time

10) Jennifer Aniston - Boo hoo. What Angelina did was very uncool. Now get the fuck over it.

and finally...

11) Madonna - I've been waiting for this one to disappear for 25 fucking years!