Kiss My Fat White Ass, Kid

You know what's really annoying? I mean really, really, really annoying? More annoying than your boss questioning you at work, or subtly sabotaging you, or your co-workers butting into your business, or taking credit for your work or butting into your business?


Try having an 11 year old do it. Every damned day. You think you can't despise a kid right? I mean, what's so awful about one kid over another? Oh man. Some kids just make you want to sterilize the entire human race they are so obnoxious. Not to mention punch them in the teeth. This kid questions everything I do in class and then runs home and tells mommy about it. Doesn't help that mommy is even more obnoxious and was a teacher for 20 years. Mommy has no qualms about running to the email every time little Johnny doesn't like something that happened in my classroom. Given the chance, I'm not sure who'd I'd smack first, her or the kid.

He pokes his obnoxious nose into other kids' business, and my business and questions my judgment. I just had to write his mother and tell her the reason a girl in my class is retaking a test is NONE OF HER BUSINESS. I finally stood up to her crazy ass. I told her it was a private matter, and my judgment call. She can take it to the principal and then shove it where the sun don't shine. No teacher has tried harder to be fair to each and every one of her kids than I have.

Really, I mean this kid makes me realize why some creatures eat their young. I just wish his mother was one of them. I can't wait until June when I can say "See ya! Don't let the door hit you in the ass - good luck you snobbish, selfish, arrogant, conceited nasty, ugly little fuckhead!"

Good times are coming.